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Thursday, November 29, 2012
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012
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Monday, September 17, 2012
FUN TIME
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was
pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know
who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc,
if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you
fart?”
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
FUN TIME
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word…
“I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!”
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word…
“I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!”
Saturday, July 21, 2012
FUN TIME
Twin brothers were named Jimmy and John, Joe was the owner of an old
dilapidated boat. It happened that John’s wife died the same day that
Jimmy’s boat sank.
A few days later a kindly old lady met Jimmy on the street mistaking him for John, she said to him, “I’m sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible”.
Jimmy said, “Oh hell no, face is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning, her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing water, had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front which got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it was difficult to keep her upright. But what really finished her off was when four tough guys rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t any good, but they all wanted to have a go with her anyhow. The damn fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl, while they were trying to get into their various positions she split up the middle”.
The old woman fainted.
A few days later a kindly old lady met Jimmy on the street mistaking him for John, she said to him, “I’m sorry for your loss, you must feel terrible”.
Jimmy said, “Oh hell no, face is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning, her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing water, had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front which got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it was difficult to keep her upright. But what really finished her off was when four tough guys rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t any good, but they all wanted to have a go with her anyhow. The damn fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl, while they were trying to get into their various positions she split up the middle”.
The old woman fainted.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
FUN TIME
Young Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”
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